I don't get how it's funny.
A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and said to the man. Got any g ɾąքҽ s.
He said. No we only sell lemonade.
He came back the next day and said. Got any g ɾąքҽ s.
He said. Likei said yesterday... We only sell lemonade.
The duck came back the next day (ik bear with me here) and said. Got any g ɾąքҽ s?
He got angry and said go away duck we only sell lemonade.
He came back the next day and said. Got any g ɾąքҽ s.
Absolutely furious the man said. No we don't have any f%{^}ing g ɾąքҽ s and if you come back ones more I'm going to nail you to the tree and leave you there.
He came back the next day and said. Got any nails?
The man was surprised. He said no we don't duck.
The duck said. Good got any g ɾąքҽ s?
I don't get it. Plzz tell me
8 Answers
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Of course you understand the joke. The fact is,you just wanted to share it and I'm glad you did because it was excellent. Thank you.
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Ok so the guy at the lemonade stand said that if the duck cam back one more time and asked for g ɾąքҽ s the guy would nail the duck to a tree, so the duck goes back and asks if he's got any nails to nail him to the tree. The duck asked this because he wanted to ask "got any g ɾąքҽ s again" but he didnt wanna get nailed to the tree the song also carries on with the guy starting to laugh and then taking the duck to the supermarket and buying him some g ɾąքҽ s. The duck says he doesn't want any g ɾąքҽ s but what he really wants is some lemonade.
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Did you change the lyrics to the original song?
Well anyway, going by your changed version, the joke is that the man told the duck that if he came back, he would nail the duck to the tree. The duck came back the next day and asked if the man had any nails. The man did not. So then how could the man nail the duck to the tree?
He can't.
So when the duck was sure he was safe, he asked, 'Got any g ɾąքҽ s?'
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He said have you got any nails to see if he could ask got any g ɾąքҽ s again.
There is a hugely viral video on YouTube called the duck song. Sounds alot like it.
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Lol I don't reckon it's that funny probably because I don't follow soccer.. But I think that the joke is Mary calling her teachers parents a ᴘʀosтιтuтe and drug addict. Lol I just realised that I put lol on the first line and then said that it's not that funny >_<.
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Duck Lemonade Stand
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the duck was scared that he would nail him so he ask if he had nails and he didnt so he said got any g ɾąքҽ s trying to annoy him
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If you don't get it now, you never will.
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