in days of old when knights were bold..?

finish it up, the TRUE correct answer gets the points....

8 Answers

  • and wenches were aplenty....

    No, my favorite is:

    In days of old,

    When Knights were bold,

    And ladies weren't particular,

    The placed them up against the wall

    And made love perpendicular.

    I'll be your wench, if you'll be my knight!

  • In days of old

    When Knights were bold

    The Ladies chased the Men

    The Men, like fools took out their tools

    And chased them back again!

    In days of old

    When Knights were bold

    And toilets weren't invented

    They dropped their load along the road

    And went along contented!

  • In days of old

    When Knights were bold

    And toilets were not invented

    They dug a hole in the middle of the road

    And sat there quite contented.

  • In days of Old, When knights were bold,

    And chivalrous and trusty,

    They sweated in

    Their suits of tin

    And all their bits went rusty!

  • And ċöndöms weren't invented. They tied their socks around their c̫o̫ςκs and babies were prevented!

  • I just googled this. The things they do to Poe's poetry! One must admit, though, he asked for it.

  • AND RUBBERS WEREN'T INVENTED,

    THEY TIED A SOCK

    AROUND THEIR Co̫ςκ,

    AND BABIES WERE PREVENTED!!

    From those good old high school days!

  • and loads of monkey meat were sold.

2 Comments

  1. In days of old when Knights were bold
    And women weren’t invented,
    They drilled their holes in telegraph poles
    And had to be contented.

    C1955

    1. In the days of Old
      When the nights were cold
      And the suits were made of tin,
      No piercing cry escaped the guy,
      Who sat upon a pin

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