What are some good short joke comebacks?

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• I’m not short, you’re just taller than me.

  I’m not short, I’m space efficient!

  Well at least Van Gough wouldn’t have needed as much paint to make my portrait.

  Do you have enough oxygen up there?

  Is it cold up there?

  I’m glad you’re tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.

  In your hurry to grow, I don’t think your brain developed properly.

  Hey, I may be short, but you are ugly!

  Yeah! But from where I am I can see you’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

  I’ll stand and laugh while you get hit by lightening.

  I bet I’ll kick your butt at a game of Limbo!

  Well, at least ‘m not going to hit that pole you are about to run into.

  I still have time to grow. You ran out of time to become attractive.

  I can get shoes to fix my height. However you will be stupid for eternity.

  You make the guys on Jackass look like Einstein.

  Oh, I’m sorry. Am I supposed to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

  I’m just down-to-earth while you guys have your head in the clouds.

  You: You know what I would find if I looked up the word ‘Idiot’ in the dictionary?

  Them: A picture of you?

  You: no, the definition of idiot, which is what you are.

  Them: You are so short! -Laughs

  You: And you lack common sense! -Laughs

• Short People Comebacks

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  heres a good one… “You know the best thing about short people is that you can’t keep us from slicing your achillies tendon with a butcher knife…” That should shut them up real good, and if it doesn’t then simply go get a butcher knife and prove it to them. In all seriousness a good comeback will depend on the weakness of the person you want to insult back. If they’re ugly make an ugly joke. If they’re bald, make a bald joke. Pick out a weakness that they have that they feel comfortable with and exploit it. Or, you could turn it around and make them feel bad about saying it. Get all sad and upset about it saying there is nothing you can do about it and all you’ve ever wanted was to be like a tall person or something like that. Then, when they start apologizing and feeling bad, start laughing at them. hehe. sorry, I can’t think of any specifically.

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  What are some good short joke comebacks?

  Im 4 feet, 10 inches and im 14 years old. I'm constantly picked on for being short by all the guys at my school! Any good comebacks? If so, it'd be awesome if you could share:) Thanks!

• Oh they’re guys huh?

  Well in that case, a good comeback would be:

  1. I’m not only one “Small” around here.

• I know you’d like to say some out of anger, but I recommend you not get short with them.

• “Stop making fun of me. One day im going to reach up and punch you right in the knee” Then smile and laugh. Some people luahg with you while others will be confused on how u joked wiht ur self. ITS AWESOME!!! lol

• Tell them that all good things come in small packages.

• just say IM TALLER THAN YOUR DICK!