What are some Poems/Rhymes for Grog?

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• You could have helped us by telling us what kind of JROTC this was. From your mention of "keelhaul" I am thinking that you are Navy, and have answered appropriately. The position of Mr./Madam Vice is the best job in the WORLD at a dining in/out.

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  You smell like a swine, and look like a dog,

  You offend my fine senses - GET TO THE GROG!!

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  Your rank has a list, your aim was awry,

  Get to the grog, as you look very dry!

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  With hair out of reg, and a hint of a beard,

  Get thee to the grog, and don't be so skeered...

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  With so many offenses, I haven't the time

  Your uniforms more of a mess than my little, ol'... poem.

  (make sure you pause there, and make sure people KNOW you are about to say, RHYME!)

  Try Googling for sea shanties and sea ditties. There are lots of dirty ones out there - so be careful!

  Source(s): I'm a Coast Guard Senior Chief Petty Officer - and have been Mr. Vice for almost a dozen Dinings In.

• Grog Bowl Rhymes

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  What are some Poems/Rhymes for Grog?

  Grog is a "drink" that I can send people too at my JROTC dinning out, but only with a poem. I have come up with a few poems/rhymes but I need a lot more. Please post any that you have used at dinning -in/out for sending people to the grog.

  Source(s): poems rhymes grog: https://shortly.im/pm4eK

• Grog is a mixture of rum and water that was given as a daily ration in the British Navy. The water was added to reduce the shelf life of the grog to stop the sailors from saving it up. Allegedly "Old Grog" was the nickname of the officer who advocated this daily ration. Amongst my mates grog was any booze, usually the ruffer stuff. Uncle Billy was telling you to get drunk.

• Combat Dining Out

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• There is only one worth mentioning.

  Chorus

  Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog

  It's all for me beer and tobacco

  For I spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin

  Far across the western ocean I must wander

  Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots?

  They're all gone for beer and tobacco

  For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about

  And the soles are looking out for better weather

  Chorus

  Where is me shirt, my noggin', noggin' shirt?

  It's all gone for beer and tobacco

  For the collar is all worn, and the sleeves they are all torn

  And the tail is looking out for better weather

  Chorus

  I'm sick in the head and I haven't been to bed

  Since first I came ashore with me slumber

  For I spent all me dough on the lassies movin' slow

  Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

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  Additional verses:

  Where is me bed, me noggin' noggin bed

  It's all gone for beer and tobacco

  Well I lent it to a whore and now the sheets are all tore

  And the springs are looking out for better whether.

  Where is me wench, me noggin' noggin' whence

  She's all gone for beer and tobacco

  Well her (clap) is all worn out and her (clap) is knocked about

  And her (clap) is looking out for better whether.

  Alternate chorus:

  Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog

  It's all for me beer and tobacco

  I spent all me loot in a house of ill repute

  And I think I'll have to go back there tomorrow

• Well, it depends..